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pardonmewhileipanic:

communistpasta:

fandom-inc:

*mom voice* YOU’RE GOING TO GET SALMONELLA

heyo kids it’s once again time to remind y’all that you can substitute 1/4 cup of applesauce for each egg required and bake it or eat as much batter as you like without the threat of salmonella. same goes for cookie dough and almost any other delicious (un)baked item you want to consume

are you god? thank you

officialunitedstates:

sail boats are the easiest thing to steal ever because they don’t have a key because there is no engine.  all you need is a sound knowledge of the wind and a yearning to conquer the seas

gamegrrl:

did a little eyeliner tutorial for you guys :-)

finallyunfurling:

dylzim:

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

finallyunfurling

Haha Dylan, you’re a genius

finallyunfurling:

dylzim:

monochromatose:

babyminaj:

too good

nO BUT WHAT IF YOU HAD A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP WITH SOMEONE AND YOU MAILED THEM THIS CARD AND PUT A PLANE TICKET INSIDE HOW FUCKING CUTE WOULD THAT BE

finallyunfurling

Haha Dylan, you’re a genius

becausebirds:

crazycritterlife:

Kai took a bath today! lol He was exhausted and panting hard after a good workout, so I filled his bath pan with fresh water and he went to town! He was completely soaked and dripping all over the place XD And look at that face! I just can’t take birds seriously when they’re soaked

NO WAY. NO WAY!!! wow, really, okay…

pardonmewhileipanic:

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

OH. MY. GOD
fucking fantastic cosplay

pardonmewhileipanic:

stunningpicture:

If you’re picky about cosplaying your body type, then you’ll love this guy!

OH. MY. GOD

fucking fantastic cosplay

bckyb4rnes:

youngmushroom:

hwatlarry:

  • if you are a vegan
  • great!
  • tell me and i will never serve you meat and/or try to question you about it
  • but if you ever
  • ever
  • tell me that im a killer
  • or try to make me feel bad
  • for eating meat
  • i
  • will
  • eat
  • you

ok but consider this: you should feel bad.

ok but consider this: i WILL eat you

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

shodobear:

stunningpicture:

A grape, wearing a raspberry.

I am froot.

HUSKY PLAYING IN THE SNOW (⊙‿⊙✿)

guidedogintraining:

11 months of Stella.

2 months old to 13 months old. 

solar-citrus:

You would be surprised with how many people in your life could be going through depression at this very moment.  People hide it like a paper bag over their heads out of fear of being judged, made fun of, seen as weak, or just not taken seriously.  Depression should not be taken lightly, it holds us down from our purpose and potential in life.  Those who tell you that it doesn’t exist have never experienced depression in their life, therefore not understanding the symptoms and how it’s something that cannot be fixed in a day!  So if you think you are depressed or if you think you know someone else who is, please talk to a friend, a family member, or anyone else in your life that you trust - never overlook the possibility of seeing a doctor for more professional help!!  Your feelings are real, your feelings are shared upon millions.  Don’t hide it, talk to someone about it.  With the right help, you can rediscover your confidence and begin life anew with our undying love and support!

We are right here!!

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes