MY ANACONDA DONT
Who's that guy?
Um... John Green.
I've heard that name before. Is he like running for president?
No.. He wrote some books. You've probably heard of The Fault In Our Stars.
oh yeah. That thing . Well he should run for president. I'd vote for him, since I take it from your shirt he's a pizza fan. I'm pro pizza.
Dads and Tumblr
OITNB cast with their character posters
don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
IM MAKING A PIE AND I ACCIDENTALLY PUT IODINE IN IT INSTEAD OF VANILLA EXTRACT
I ALMOST FED THIS PIE TO MY FAMILY
I WAS GOING TO FEED THIS PIE TO MY CLASSMATES
I WAS ABOUT TO MURDER PEOPLE THROUGH PIE
LIKE LOOK AT THIS FUCKING PIE
DOESNT IT LOOK NICE
DONT YOU WANT TO EAT IT
TOO FUCKING BAD ITS POISONOUS YOU’LL DIE
HOW DO YOU MIX UP IODINE AND VANILLA EXTRACT
WHY DO YOU HAVE IODINE IN THE KITCHEN
WHY DO YOU HAVE IT AT ALL
Guys be like “don’t wear leggings if you don’t got no ass” and I see you bitches walking around in muscle shirts without any muscles so pipe the fuck down
I think I stumbled on the Internet’s greatest Yelp review.
I was born in lancaster, Ca and lived there a good part of my life and let me tell you this: that place is a shit hole. People being abducted, the problems with drugs and over all racist shitty place.
Lancaster is crap.
"Klancaster" is not your Hollywood portrayed Californian town.